| # | Added by | When | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5548 | Legooolas | 10:28 2 Sep 10 | [+badsheepy] id imagine the average professional does it for a good deal longer than one minute :P |
| 5547 | AD | 14:29 1 Sep 10 | * Colin_M erects |Kev| over a river <+|Kev|> Colin_M: you keep your erections away from me. |
| 5546 | JamesOff | 08:00 28 Aug 10 | [ Jorg] mine is lasting almost 40 years |
| 5545 | kevdadrum | 04:46 22 Aug 10 | <+azurazu> my dog is useless <+Dudley> Unless you go down there and strap it to him first |
| 5544 | JamesOff | 09:40 18 Aug 10 | [@ NoTopic] and then a horse came [+ Dudley] mmm... big pipe |
| 5543 | JamesOff | 11:49 16 Aug 10 | [+ |Kev|] I hate people calling at the front door. |
| 5542 | kevdadrum | 08:17 16 Aug 10 | * skutter inserts "elephant" into one of the <censored>'s |
| 5541 | kevdadrum | 07:51 16 Aug 10 | <+azurazu> I'm expecting it to be rainbow-coloured <+azurazu> with bubbles |
| 5539 | AD | 15:42 11 Aug 10 | <+jms> why else would Bagpuss be obsessed with it <+Dudley> Because it's all furry and pink <+Dudley> and old <+Dudley> and saggy |
| 5538 | AD | 05:45 11 Aug 10 | <+azurazu> optitians = opticians with tits? <+azurazu> I could make an optitian. |
| 5537 | kevdadrum | 05:45 11 Aug 10 | <+azurazu> AD: haven't been ****ed for ages, it's a bit like oxygen starvation for me |
| 5535 | kevdadrum | 12:05 9 Aug 10 | <+Dudley> THREE WAYS MOTHERFUCKERS |
| 5534 | kevdadrum | 10:48 9 Aug 10 | < Kuro-neko> if it covers at least your bum, it's okay |
| 5533 | Legooolas | 11:16 5 Aug 10 | [Matryx] I'm sure I can finish whatever she starts :9 [azurazu] it will be so cool with 13 people |
| 5532 | Legooolas | 11:15 5 Aug 10 | [Matryx] makie: have you had these ones before? :) [Dudley] She hasn't as far as I'm aware |
| 5531 | AD | 11:58 28 Jul 10 | * Dudley [censored] makie <+makie> I'm already pretty dirty :P * Dudley waggles makie's [censored] |
| 5529 | skutter | 11:26 28 Jul 10 | <+Dudley> azurazu: I'd eat your pancake again |
| 5528 | AD | 12:05 27 Jul 10 | <+|Kev|> I read 'these her parts' there. It changed the meaning slightly. |
| 5527 | kevdadrum | 10:21 27 Jul 10 | <+Dudley> Yeah, you can air out the place before I get home <@MonicaOff> Boom. <+Dudley> Also up |
| 5526 | azurazu | 10:09 27 Jul 10 | <+Dudley> The 2,3,4 finger stuff I've found handy |
| 5524 | Duds | 16:00 21 Jul 10 | <+Garion> "that's a curious way to open a banana" <@NoTopic> didn't you just pump it out on the ground |
| 5523 | skutter | 15:15 21 Jul 10 | <Kuro-neko> well poke me gently with a <censored> |
| 5522 | dunos | 09:54 20 Jul 10 | <+makie> yea I've been keeping it really clean and lubricated |
| 5521 | Duds | 14:24 16 Jul 10 | <+|Kev|> Heavy enough that holding it one-handed at a strange angle feels odd |
| 5520 | JamesOff | 06:04 16 Jul 10 | [+ |Kev|] That was a good night. Jo++ and Duds++. |
| 5519 | kevdadrum | 13:47 14 Jul 10 | <jo> that's going to be sticky |
| 5518 | kevdadrum | 12:03 12 Jul 10 | <+azurazu> 31? blimey <+azurazu> I've only been on here for like 2 minutes |
| 5517 | kevdadrum | 11:52 12 Jul 10 | <+azurazu> he's all about exploding today < norm> *spurt* |
| 5516 | AD | 14:40 10 Jul 10 | <@NoTopic> |Monica| needs to master the fact that 'teasing' != 'shoving it all in your mouth in one go' |
| 5515 | AD | 12:46 9 Jul 10 | * azurazu signs on skutter's left arsecheek |
| 5514 | skutter | 12:45 9 Jul 10 | <norm> oh my so long and hot |
| 5511 | kevdadrum | 04:34 9 Jul 10 | <+Dudley> You might as well, best offer I've had all day <+azurazu> oh just do your duty, |Kev| <+Qo (azurazu)> gives me a bad wrist |
| 5510 | kevdadrum | 12:47 7 Jul 10 | <+jms> my rubbing is so powerful the effects travel back in time |
| 5508 | AD | 12:21 7 Jul 10 | <+azurazu> magic happened! |
| 5507 | kevdadrum | 12:17 7 Jul 10 | < azurazu> I'll either lose them or they'll fall into a public toilet < azurazu> I'm taking my ball and going home. |
| 5505 | AD | 12:15 7 Jul 10 | < azurazu> I really should keep my mouth shut, shouldn't I... |
| 5503 | Duds | 10:54 7 Jul 10 | < azurazu> that's because you always tweak them for your own evil |
| 5502 | kevdadrum | 10:43 7 Jul 10 | < azurazu> mine's CUTE |
| 5501 | JamesOff | 07:41 7 Jul 10 | * badsheepy cancels bonus sexytime :( [+ |Kev|] Hey :( |
| 5500 | kevdadrum | 05:45 4 Jul 10 | < azurazu> horrible wetness? oh I wish. |
| 5499 | mshg | 06:54 1 Jul 10 | <+Snuffel> i hate it when my <CENSORED> is too busy to handle my input <+Snuffel> 'oh you wanna use your <CENSORED>, please wait 5 minutes' |
| 5498 | kevdadrum | 10:03 29 Jun 10 | < azurazu> I normally use my fingers for that. <+skutter> i was waiting for that |
| 5495 | JamesOff | 09:28 29 Jun 10 | [ azurazu] whichever one lets you decrease it in size :P |
| 5494 | kevdadrum | 13:35 25 Jun 10 | < azurazu> also, I like it up the pooper <+AD> shithole is not a problem, i was a student, i am now a trucker.. we get some thoroughly orrible places to park, etc.. |
| 5493 | kevdadrum | 04:13 24 Jun 10 | < Matryx> I can upgrade to 6 |
| 5492 | kevdadrum | 09:28 22 Jun 10 | < azurazu> jms will come |
| 5491 | kevdadrum | 09:28 22 Jun 10 | < norm> (note: that wasn't related to seeing if my mrs was coming) |
| 5490 | kevdadrum | 09:24 22 Jun 10 | < Matryx> azurazu: I found another picture of duds <+Dudley> except it isn't really <+Dudley> because there's a gigantic rubber plug in the bottom |
| 5489 | kevdadrum | 09:21 22 Jun 10 | <@dunos> 25 quid for 10 inches of rubber. |
| 5488 | kevdadrum | 04:45 22 Jun 10 | <+|Kev|> ENGORGE. * Dudley pokes Jo |
| 5487 | kevdadrum | 09:42 17 Jun 10 | < azurazu> It's peanut butter jelly time! < azurazu> I do get alot of those these days! |
| 5486 | kevdadrum | 03:20 17 Jun 10 | <+AD> Dudley: stop surfing for porn on your mobile then... it'll make you go blind :P <+Dudley> frumpy woman throwing away food. |
| 5485 | Duds | 08:26 14 Jun 10 | <+|Kev|> Best abuse |
| 5484 | kevdadrum | 08:26 14 Jun 10 | <+Dudley> It'd work with twins |
| 5483 | kevdadrum | 11:35 8 Jun 10 | < azurazu> jms: I still haven't seen your sprinkles. |
| 5482 | kevdadrum | 11:31 8 Jun 10 | < azurazu> I've not even said anything <+Dudley> That might be some kind of record |
| 5481 | kevdadrum | 11:30 8 Jun 10 | < Matryx> accio snugs -!- azurazu [joanna@berdine.sente.nl] has joined #exeter |
| 5480 | Duds | 11:14 6 Jun 10 | <+azurazu> oh, I'd whack it myself :) |
| 5479 | kevdadrum | 05:56 6 Jun 10 | < KittyPuff> my bf sometimes uses me as a squeaky toy. |
| 5478 | azurazu | 05:54 4 Jun 10 | < Matryx> I have a goodchild staying in my spare room |
| 5477 | JamesOff | 15:55 3 Jun 10 | [+ Dudley] I suspect I may have overgushed |
| 5476 | badsheepy | 09:53 1 Jun 10 | <+azurazu> Dudley: I'll *censored* on your head on Monday |
| 5475 | kevdadrum | 09:24 1 Jun 10 | <+azurazu> it can't get much bigger |
| 5473 | Duds | 07:19 26 May 10 | <+Dudley> filth <+azurazu> what a great addition to bmotion1 |
| 5472 | azurazu | 07:18 20 May 10 | <+Dudley> 28cm total but what you'd call the "edible area" is 20 |
| 5471 | azurazu | 06:35 20 May 10 | <+azurazu> my dog was really ill yesterday :( <+azurazu> he fired from both ends <@NoTopic> nom nom nom |
| 5470 | Duds | 15:23 17 May 10 | <azurazu> babyfood munchies |
| 5469 | dunos | 05:04 13 May 10 | <+Dudley> swimming with clothes doesn't sound tremendous either |
| 5468 | azurazu | 11:26 7 May 10 | <@dunos> its just a change <@dunos> you'll get used to it <@dunos> a bit like gay sex |
| 5467 | kevdadrum | 04:15 6 May 10 | <+Dudley> Put down those eyebrows mister |
| 5466 | kevdadrum | 09:34 4 May 10 | <+skutter> that nose pus one was also awesome |
| 5465 | azurazu | 09:32 4 May 10 | +skutter> damnit, it stopped before he got it all the way off |
| 5464 | kevdadrum | 11:21 25 Apr 10 | <+Dudley> I'm still waiting for trucks with hair |
| 5463 | Legooolas | 07:29 10 Apr 10 | [MonicaOff] shaved pussy < macmini |
| 5462 | kevdadrum | 05:27 6 Apr 10 | <+Dudley> I will hold it for you to collect at your leisure |
| 5461 | kevdadrum | 07:52 26 Mar 10 | <+Dudley> the "Getting up" thing is proving more priblematic < Matryx> Duds; dont forget to submit a photo |
| 5460 | kevdadrum | 10:23 12 Mar 10 | < Matryx> but quote material makes me happy in my pants :C woe. <+azurazu> I'll think of other ways to make you happy. |
| 5459 | Mimir | 03:59 11 Mar 10 | <azurazu> but my oyster covers all of London |
| 5458 | kevdadrum | 06:23 9 Mar 10 | <@NoTopic> http://b.oooom.net/18ft (Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register) <+jms> i had similar driving down the A38 with Astral Projection + sunlight flickering through trees |
| 5457 | kevdadrum | 05:50 9 Mar 10 | <+|Kev|> Well if you were sleeping around for 3 hours, I'm not surprised you're tired :p <+azurazu> well, one, technically <+azurazu> but it was a huge one |
| 5456 | kevdadrum | 08:33 3 Mar 10 | <+azurazu> I couldn't take yet another blow |
| 5455 | kevdadrum | 07:27 1 Mar 10 | < dunos> computer or head? |
| 5453 | makie | 11:20 25 Feb 10 | [skutter] i think ill stick with britishness @[MonicaOff] be careful not to "stick" it in too far |
| 5452 | kevdadrum | 09:40 24 Feb 10 | < Matryx> mine is red |
| 5451 | JamesOff | 08:55 24 Feb 10 | [+ Dudley] azurazu: Excellent. Now to find a way to use my powers for evil! [+ azurazu] my french onion soup's arrived! |
| 5450 | kevdadrum | 04:18 15 Feb 10 | <+jms> i'm really enjoying osx < Matryx> where osx is short for oral sex <+Dudley> I was with him when he plugged it in |
| 5449 | JamesOff | 17:12 14 Feb 10 | [@ NoTopic] Waiter, my soup's got a fucking veggie in it. |
| 5448 | kevdadrum | 04:45 12 Feb 10 | < Matryx_> Kev: get the veggie delight - footlong. ?3.98 |
| 5447 | JamesOff | 18:38 10 Feb 10 | [ Butcher] north korea is very very fucking odd [+ skutter] and full of potassium! |
| 5446 | Legooolas | 08:20 10 Feb 10 | [azurazu] I'd end up leaving fingerprints on the sticky side |
| 5445 | Duds | 10:45 9 Feb 10 | <+makie> the butt nipples scared me |
| 5444 | JamesOff | 09:54 4 Feb 10 | [+ skutter] hmm yeah, v-day approacheth [+ skutter] r, tis a bit nipply |
| 5443 | JamesOff | 12:22 1 Feb 10 | [ Matryx] urgusabic: do you ever eat at del taco? [ Matryx] or makiepants |
| 5442 | JamesOff | 17:24 27 Jan 10 | [@MonicaOff] There's nothing sexier than an operating system. |
| 5441 | JamesOff | 07:57 27 Jan 10 | [ Kuro-neko] I bet it's all gooey and wobbly [ Kuro-neko] mmm |
| 5440 | Duds | 06:44 26 Jan 10 | <+Dudley> openBitch <@NoTopic> climb on top and try again |
| 5439 | Duds | 04:38 26 Jan 10 | < Matryx_> Dudley: my current favourite is cockgoblin < Bagpuss> feel free to use it on me any time |
| 5438 | Duds | 10:04 25 Jan 10 | < azurazu> I like big ones, too < Kuro-neko> me too |
| 5437 | Legooolas | 04:51 25 Jan 10 | [Bagpuss] I use it so little, I can't even find it :P |
| 5435 | Legooolas | 11:08 19 Jan 10 | [Kuro-neko] it's sticky and weird [Dudley] that would also make it taste bad yes |
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