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5629JamesOff10:38 24 Oct 11[ Kuro-neko] and by playing I mean drooling all over it and licking it
5628JamesOff04:49 13 Oct 11[+ azurazu] where is nt when you need him?
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5627Duds09:51 3 Oct 11< |Kev|> I don't think I have any practical complaint about Cath's box.
<@dunos> just too easy
5626dunos09:45 3 Oct 11<|Kev|> I don't think I have any practical complaint about Cath's box.
5625AD11:58 7 Sep 11< Kuro-neko> good thing Anna is universally legal
5624Delilah17:59 17 Aug 11<Scorponok> I would punch that monkey with a look of beautific concentration on my face</notopic>
5623dunos11:00 8 Aug 11<KittyPuff> sadly I do not care much for nuts in chocolate. :/
5622AD09:22 25 Jul 11<+azurazu> for some reason I just imagined a giant condom
5621Legooolas06:33 19 Jul 11[Kuro-neko] I just had two small ones
5620Legooolas06:05 16 Jun 11[Dudley] I'm the same as kev
5619azurazu09:47 10 Jun 11< skutter> i loved that beast
5618Duds09:11 1 Jun 11<+urgusabic> it's not very big
<@dunos> urgusabic: could it be pulled out?
5617Duds09:43 26 May 11<@dunos> i just bulk emailed them in explicit detail what i wanted
5616JamesOff14:52 30 Apr 11[@ NoTopic] damnit i've run out of bmotion =O
5615AD04:58 26 Apr 11<@dunos> my legs and bottom hurt
<@dunos> it feels like someone has had rough anal sex with me
<@dunos> at least i assume that is what it feels like
5614kevdadrum17:59 2 Apr 11<+norm> you try cheerleaders; they are remarkably effective
5613AD12:29 24 Mar 11<+azurazu> mmmmm! are you coming soon? :DDD
5612AD14:32 21 Feb 11<+azurazu> nt, you hate me, don't you?
<@NoTopic> What is it with these silly questions? Anyway, let's talk about dicks! I've got this pretty nice seven incher...
5611Garion14:31 21 Feb 11<Garion> nt, how does your dick function? <NoTopic> Try twisting.
5610kevdadrum06:23 15 Feb 11<+dudley> How big is this chest?!
<@dunos> it isn't huge, it is just wide
5609Duds05:39 14 Feb 11<+|Kev|> Don't panic, the Internet is here.
5608JamesOff06:59 11 Feb 11[+ dudley] weirdly I thought it was longer :P
5607AD06:25 10 Feb 11<+azurazu> I'm off to shower too
<@MonicaOff> and later on i shall rub you down with honey fat and shout at you
5606AD16:48 9 Feb 11<+Garion> You are the Jorg. Throw down your chickens and raise your eyebrows.
<+Garion> Ridicule is futile.
5605AD09:45 7 Feb 11* AD gives NoTopic a cake.
* NoTopic jams it up his arse
<+AD> Happy bathday, NT
<@NoTopic> that's what i think of that.
5604Delilah10:49 3 Feb 11<dudley> skutter: It's less than we were being quoted for t-shirts
<dudley> and I suspect the stick is considerably more likely to get used
5603AD04:57 3 Feb 11<+dudley> Yay! It's half James' bday present!?
<+dudley> no kitty on the bot, this thing I'm holding
5600Duds07:31 25 Jan 11<+skutter> azurazu: fine then, ill have us both kidnapped
<@NoTopic> your magical love adventure begins now
5599AD07:31 25 Jan 11<@NoTopic> your magical love adventure begins now
<+skutter> tied up together..
5598skutter08:23 24 Jan 11<Kuro-neko> I could teach him how to screw properly (I see me coming) <may have been edited>
5597AD12:57 19 Jan 11<@NoTopic> well, oh my god it's badsheepy... i'm so excited i wish i could wet my pants!
<+badsheepy> how about you let me take care of that NoTopic
<+jms> badsheepy: are you going to wet his pants for him?
* badsheepy says NOTHING :O
5596Duds13:12 18 Jan 11<+dudley> That's some big nobs
5595AD15:50 17 Jan 11* MonicaOff rubs Kittypuff better.
< KittyPuff> BAD BOT! BAD!
5594Duds07:03 13 Jan 11<+|Kev|> AD is a bit of a nuisance
5593kevdadrum16:20 11 Jan 11< Kuro-neko> I think the biggest I had was for my 18th
5592kevdadrum11:45 10 Jan 11<+dudley> I could make something of the simularity to horny
5591JamesOff03:26 7 Jan 11[+urgusabic] gotta love the Virgin cable modems....
[@ NoTopic] No touchy touchy
5590AD15:08 5 Jan 11<@MonicaOff> you can tell the point at which he comes by the deepening shade of purple
<+AD> Mon: Who are you talking about?
<@MonicaOff> Captain Porklord-Chocolate II.
5589kevdadrum07:42 3 Jan 11<+dudley> Maybe I just don't do much
5588Duds05:05 29 Dec 10< Jorg> also know as: sold my gifts on ebay day
<@NoTopic> Error: full of useless crap
5587kevdadrum14:27 27 Dec 10<+dudley> Your dad is the best at not small
5586kevdadrum14:21 27 Dec 10<+AD> I need to have a discussion with Dad regarding size issues.
5585kevdadrum05:35 17 Dec 10<+dudley> Mainly I just want to use the special little flower line
5584Duds05:09 16 Dec 10<@NoTopic> http://b.oooom.net/1faq (#exeter quotes from NoTopic)
<@NoTopic> it wasn't me
5583kevdadrum05:05 16 Dec 10<+Manic> Insert penis into alz.
5582AD14:38 9 Dec 10<+azurazu> I'm planning to go to work tomorrow
<+azurazu> need to spread some germs!
5581Duds10:24 7 Dec 10<@MonicaOff> Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
< urgusabic> or, in my industry, a "career limiting move"
5580Duds08:46 7 Dec 10<+badsheepy> sheeps like to impregnate a whole flock in one go
* badsheepy hugs azurazu
5579kevdadrum05:41 2 Dec 10< Kuro-neko> my bum hurts something awfull in the evening
5578kevdadrum11:05 30 Nov 10<+Garion> attracted by jo's independence
<+Dudley> must...not...type..."also boobs"
< Kuro-neko> I want to hug one
<+azurazu> I was doing the same
<+Dudley> Well that was inevitable
5575kevdadrum04:26 25 Nov 10<+Dudley> It says if you're having problems turn off your network
<+jms> "turn off your network"
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5573JamesOff12:25 19 Nov 10* azurazu gives duds some boobs
* Cath2 googles
5572JamesOff05:37 16 Nov 10[+ AD] Well, if you will keep giving us the openings...
5571AD05:21 16 Nov 10<+|Kev|> Kuro-neko has a dance she uses to make things rise.
< Kuro-neko> I like to do things by hand
5570Duds05:21 16 Nov 10<+azurazu> |Kev|: Must. Wait. For. The. Perfect. Quote.
< Kuro-neko> I like to do things by hand
5568kevdadrum12:59 14 Nov 10<+azurazu> wasn't hard :P
<+AD> And I only had to wait several weeks, too :)
5567kevdadrum11:40 9 Nov 10< Kuro-neko> well, that's where my mum once put the ham
5566AD13:22 3 Nov 10<+azurazu> if you shove them up someone's arse they will be
5565Duds11:49 29 Oct 10<@NoTopic> PUT YOUR KNICKERS ON AND GO GET ME A CUP OF TEA.
< [AD]> Top show, that...
5564Duds08:30 29 Oct 10 <+Kipje_> happy leet!
<@NoTopic> Happy lzet, Kipje_!
<@NoTopic> Ha ha! Surprise twist!
5563skutter08:34 22 Oct 10<+azurazu> I'm still not using enough fingers though :( <+|Kev|> Yay, I'm clean.
5561JamesOff05:35 19 Oct 10[+ azurazu] I wouldn't have got them if they were bigger, anyways :)
5560kevdadrum12:22 18 Oct 10< [AD]> You do realise that would involve borrown 2 fingers off somebody?
5559JamesOff10:57 18 Oct 10[+ azurazu] Dudley: I wouldn't have been 'too busy to come' on Friday :P
5558Duds09:51 18 Oct 10<+azurazu> cheap and tasty
5557Duds09:08 12 Oct 10< dunos> you can put your fingers wherever you like
5556kevdadrum11:29 6 Oct 10<+azurazu> now dan won't ever stop eating pizza
<+Snuffel> but it's necessary sometimes
5555skutter10:04 30 Sep 10<+azurazu> I want to be quote 5555!
5554kevdadrum09:47 30 Sep 10* azurazu watches porn, apparently
5553Duds12:22 15 Sep 10<+badsheepy> isnt that a gobstopper
<@dunos> and some of those little silver balls
5551azurazu07:03 7 Sep 10+|Kev|> Hoorah for enhanced finger functions.
5550JamesOff10:57 6 Sep 10[ dunos] i am expecting up to 30mm in the next two hours
5549badsheepy12:00 5 Sep 10<+Dudley> Want to try *censored*? :P <+Matryx_> give me 5 mins to stretch my legs and un-numb my bum
5548Legooolas10:28 2 Sep 10[+badsheepy] id imagine the average professional does it for a good deal longer than one minute :P
5547AD14:29 1 Sep 10* Colin_M erects |Kev| over a river
<+|Kev|> Colin_M: you keep your erections away from me.
5546JamesOff08:00 28 Aug 10[ Jorg] mine is lasting almost 40 years
5545kevdadrum04:46 22 Aug 10<+azurazu> my dog is useless
<+Dudley> Unless you go down there and strap it to him first
5544JamesOff09:40 18 Aug 10[@ NoTopic] and then a horse came
[+ Dudley] mmm... big pipe
5543JamesOff11:49 16 Aug 10[+ |Kev|] I hate people calling at the front door.
5542kevdadrum08:17 16 Aug 10* skutter inserts "elephant" into one of the <censored>'s
5541kevdadrum07:51 16 Aug 10<+azurazu> I'm expecting it to be rainbow-coloured
<+azurazu> with bubbles
5539AD15:42 11 Aug 10<+jms> why else would Bagpuss be obsessed with it
<+Dudley> Because it's all furry and pink
<+Dudley> and old
<+Dudley> and saggy
5538AD05:45 11 Aug 10<+azurazu> optitians = opticians with tits?
<+azurazu> I could make an optitian.
5537kevdadrum05:45 11 Aug 10<+azurazu> AD: haven't been ****ed for ages, it's a bit like oxygen starvation for me
5535kevdadrum12:05 9 Aug 10<+Dudley> THREE WAYS MOTHERFUCKERS
5534kevdadrum10:48 9 Aug 10< Kuro-neko> if it covers at least your bum, it's okay
5533Legooolas11:16 5 Aug 10[Matryx] I'm sure I can finish whatever she starts :9
[azurazu] it will be so cool with 13 people
5532Legooolas11:15 5 Aug 10[Matryx] makie: have you had these ones before? :)
[Dudley] She hasn't as far as I'm aware
5531AD11:58 28 Jul 10* Dudley [censored] makie
<+makie> I'm already pretty dirty :P
* Dudley waggles makie's [censored]
5529skutter11:26 28 Jul 10<+Dudley> azurazu: I'd eat your pancake again
5528AD12:05 27 Jul 10<+|Kev|> I read 'these her parts' there. It changed the meaning slightly.
5527kevdadrum10:21 27 Jul 10<+Dudley> Yeah, you can air out the place before I get home
<@MonicaOff> Boom.
<+Dudley> Also up
5526azurazu10:09 27 Jul 10<+Dudley> The 2,3,4 finger stuff I've found handy
5524Duds16:00 21 Jul 10<+Garion> "that's a curious way to open a banana"
<@NoTopic> didn't you just pump it out on the ground
5523skutter15:15 21 Jul 10<Kuro-neko> well poke me gently with a <censored>
5522dunos09:54 20 Jul 10<+makie> yea I've been keeping it really clean and lubricated
5521Duds14:24 16 Jul 10<+|Kev|> Heavy enough that holding it one-handed at a strange angle feels odd
5520JamesOff06:04 16 Jul 10[+ |Kev|] That was a good night. Jo++ and Duds++.
5519kevdadrum13:47 14 Jul 10<jo> that's going to be sticky
5518kevdadrum12:03 12 Jul 10<+azurazu> 31? blimey
<+azurazu> I've only been on here for like 2 minutes
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