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5460kevdadrum10:23 12 Mar 10< Matryx> but quote material makes me happy in my pants :C woe.
<+azurazu> I'll think of other ways to make you happy.
5459Mimir03:59 11 Mar 10<azurazu> but my oyster covers all of London
5458kevdadrum06:23 9 Mar 10<@NoTopic> http://b.oooom.net/18ft (Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register)
<+jms> i had similar driving down the A38 with Astral Projection + sunlight flickering through trees
5457kevdadrum05:50 9 Mar 10<+|Kev|> Well if you were sleeping around for 3 hours, I'm not surprised you're tired :p
<+azurazu> well, one, technically
<+azurazu> but it was a huge one
5456kevdadrum08:33 3 Mar 10<+azurazu> I couldn't take yet another blow
5455kevdadrum07:27 1 Mar 10< dunos> computer or head?
5453makie11:20 25 Feb 10[skutter] i think ill stick with britishness
@[MonicaOff] be careful not to "stick" it in too far
5452kevdadrum09:40 24 Feb 10< Matryx> mine is red
5451JamesOff08:55 24 Feb 10[+ Dudley] azurazu: Excellent. Now to find a way to use my powers for evil!
[+ azurazu] my french onion soup's arrived!
5450kevdadrum04:18 15 Feb 10<+jms> i'm really enjoying osx
< Matryx> where osx is short for oral sex
<+Dudley> I was with him when he plugged it in
5449JamesOff17:12 14 Feb 10[@ NoTopic] Waiter, my soup's got a fucking veggie in it.
5448kevdadrum04:45 12 Feb 10< Matryx_> Kev: get the veggie delight - footlong. ?3.98
5447JamesOff18:38 10 Feb 10[ Butcher] north korea is very very fucking odd
[+ skutter] and full of potassium!
5446Legooolas08:20 10 Feb 10[azurazu] I'd end up leaving fingerprints on the sticky side
5445Duds10:45 9 Feb 10<+makie> the butt nipples scared me
5444JamesOff09:54 4 Feb 10[+ skutter] hmm yeah, v-day approacheth
[+ skutter] r, tis a bit nipply
5443JamesOff12:22 1 Feb 10[ Matryx] urgusabic: do you ever eat at del taco?
[ Matryx] or makiepants
5442JamesOff17:24 27 Jan 10[@MonicaOff] There's nothing sexier than an operating system.
5441JamesOff07:57 27 Jan 10[ Kuro-neko] I bet it's all gooey and wobbly
[ Kuro-neko] mmm
5440Duds06:44 26 Jan 10<+Dudley> openBitch
<@NoTopic> climb on top and try again
5439Duds04:38 26 Jan 10< Matryx_> Dudley: my current favourite is cockgoblin
< Bagpuss> feel free to use it on me any time
5438Duds10:04 25 Jan 10< azurazu> I like big ones, too
< Kuro-neko> me too
5437Legooolas04:51 25 Jan 10[Bagpuss] I use it so little, I can't even find it :P
5435Legooolas11:08 19 Jan 10[Kuro-neko] it's sticky and weird
[Dudley] that would also make it taste bad yes
5434JamesOff17:06 16 Jan 10[@ NoTopic] DELETING ALL BOOBS
5433Legooolas10:08 13 Jan 10[makie] Fannies
[Matryx] Fornication
[makie] Fingers :D
5432Duds08:43 8 Jan 10< watashiki> i'm at a computer all day at work, at the weekend i generally choose not to be
<@NoTopic> Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
5431alz03:55 8 Jan 10<James0ff> i found something to wear while cycling that's twice as warm as a polo shirt
<alz> two polo shirts
<James0ff> alz: correct :)
<Dudley> Have you scientifically proven this?
<James0ff> yes
<Dudley> well that shut me up
5430alz03:52 8 Jan 10<Dudley> I love that they continue to strand carol outside to do the weather
<Dudley> and this point there's just a bunch of random coats on screen with a woman's voice coming out
5428JamesOff07:20 5 Jan 10[+ |Kev|] We've bought a house back in the colonies.
[@MonicaOff] You are the weakest link, goodbye.
5427JamesOff21:03 1 Jan 10[@MonicaOff] Ok, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool: it's holiday time!
5426Duds11:48 22 Dec 09<+makie> I think getting 20 inches all at once would be quite difficult to manage >:P
<@JamesOff> i'm supposed to get it!
5425kevdadrum11:45 22 Dec 09 <+makie> I think getting 20 inches all at once would be quite difficult to manage >:P
5424Duds11:29 22 Dec 09<+makie> hopefully i'll have a lovely new tripod *poke ekat*
5423Duds04:57 21 Dec 09<+|Kev|> Particularly as I'm considering accepting Cath's Mum's offer
5422JamesOff05:26 16 Dec 09[+ Dudley] Also there is very little more fun than setting large birds on fire
5421JamesOff16:29 15 Dec 09 [@ NoTopic] brb, sex
[@MonicaOff] what am i doing here?! wait, where are my underpants?
5420Duds04:27 19 Nov 09<@dunos> search for a male , 29 years old
5419makie11:01 18 Nov 09Kuro-neko] ah yes
[Kuro-neko] lovely lovely
[Kuro-neko] but not too long
[Kuro-neko] it could give you a stiff neck
5418Duds11:24 17 Nov 09<+makie> its so big! :P
5417Mimir14:42 14 Nov 09<Kuro-neko> it is the LAW <MonicaOff> you're the LAW <Kuro-neko> I know
5416Legooolas05:25 13 Nov 09[JamesOff] stick out of the port <1cm
[Dudley] r mine's not much bigger
5415Duds09:52 6 Nov 09* JamesOff < Duds
5414Legooolas11:02 2 Nov 09[Dudley] "Shake it all about"
[Snuffel] i liked the taste
5413dunos11:35 19 Oct 09<+makie> I love the bush :D
<+makie> I love romping around
5411Legooolas05:29 15 Oct 09[Kuro-neko] good thing it didn't get into mah eye
5410Duds05:50 13 Oct 09< Matryx> going climbing tonight. I'll crank that one out.
5409JamesOff05:27 13 Oct 09[+Legooolas] "whoops we lost all your contacts and don't appear to have a backup!"
[@ NoTopic] i'm so happy -_-
5408Duds05:50 9 Oct 09<+bimbltron> it's illegal
<+bimbltron> to tamper with her majesty
5407Duds12:25 29 Sep 09< Zeeb> mr popular
<@NoTopic> Look, he's simulating sex with the floor.
5406JamesOff06:44 28 Sep 09[+ Snuffel] cookbook photos are rarely of real food anyway
[@ NoTopic] That's why I'm the chicken!
5405Duds11:28 15 Sep 09<@JamesOff> do less work
< Matryx> I have considered it, I've got a good body shape for it
5404kevdadrum10:53 7 Sep 09< Matryx> but what about all the porn I *do* want to find?
<@NoTopic> the chest is a hollow shell filled with an explosive
5403badsheepy16:31 3 Sep 09< Kuro-neko> argh, the last bit *censored* and I had to take it all in my mouth, it hurt and was cold
5402Duds09:38 3 Sep 09<@dunos> nothing says "i don't want to shag you" quite like an adult size romper suit
5400JamesOff19:02 10 Aug 09[@ NoTopic] And then a bear came.
[+ Duds] and when the explosion cleared the hill was missing
5399Duds11:39 6 Aug 09<+makie> i shall have them up later tonight ^_^
5398Legooolas06:25 3 Aug 09[Duds] kinky
[Duds] for your cock
[Duds] and I'm trying very hard
5397Duds06:22 3 Aug 09<+Legooolas> She has two jugs
5396Duds06:07 3 Aug 09<@dunos> e.g. "press 1 for your cock" "press 2 for a seaserpent with 500 legs, each one of which has a cock for a foot"
5395Legooolas05:40 3 Aug 09[bimbltron] I come round and do that which is required
[Bagpuss] I found it to be awful
5394bimbltron08:13 9 Jul 09 < Bagpuss> true, but you can't resist an offer like Duds 13:08 < Duds> That really needed an apostrophe
5393kevdadrum06:04 24 Jun 09<@dunos> "you" was not the word i wanted. "toy" was
5392kevdadrum10:30 19 Jun 09<+urgusabic> there seems to be a healthy mix of licking and pouncing
5391dunos09:05 18 Jun 09<Matryx> if my hands don't reach I use an unopened pen
<Kuro-neko> it's kinda disgusting but very useful
5390JamesOff05:33 17 Jun 09[ Matryx] pacifism - rub yourself all around the edge, twice
[+ |Kev|] That was fun :)
5389JamesOff05:51 2 Jun 09[+badsheepy] i bought 1.5tb external drive with 32mb cache for £99 delivered yesterday, not a deal, but i was shocked
[+ Duds] what's the brand of that?
[+badsheepy] utterly demented
5388Duds06:41 1 Jun 09<+badsheepy> its bimbltrons birthday!:d
<+badsheepy> atm we have large posters up around bristol, and i assume the rest of england
5387kevdadrum06:27 22 May 09< Matryx> high speed cornering on a pink wedge. I can't wait.
5386Scorponok17:50 19 May 09* JamesOff sets his stalker compatibility with Kuro-neko to IN THE BUSHES
5385badsheepy13:35 15 May 09<+skutter> he/she did not want to find the exit(s) available
5384kevdadrum05:50 7 May 09< Kuro-neko> they're new so not all the holes are that useable yet
5383kevdadrum04:16 7 May 09<@dunos> i had a crayon/nose incident
5382Duds11:01 2 May 09<+Colin_M> I just close my eyes and blow
5381JamesOff12:30 29 Apr 09* Jorg puts a for sale sign on Scorponok
* NoTopic gets out a board game in lieu of col
5380kevdadrum09:58 27 Apr 09<+MattyT> I don't appear to have business intelligence
<+MattyT> oh wait. just no intelligence
5379JamesOff05:27 24 Apr 09[@MonicaOff] mine is flapping pointlessly somewhere round my ankles
[@ dunos] i want a black one
5378alz12:28 20 Apr 09<Jorg> he's already into kinky sex
<Jorg> constantly golden showering his mum :(
5377JamesOff10:44 17 Apr 09[+ skutter] you sarcastic motherfucker :)
[+ Duds] I might be :x
[+ skutter] prove it
5376kevdadrum04:57 2 Apr 09<@dunos> i am playing with a little red man
5375kevdadrum15:15 1 Apr 09< Kuro-neko> hmpf I forgot to buy sunscreen today
< Kuro-neko> like cherry cola
5374badsheepy07:00 26 Mar 09< Kuro-neko> "excuse me I need to go dry my penis" <@dunos> there isn't enough space
5373mshg06:22 26 Mar 09<Bagpuss> perhaps he had a taste of some top quality minge <Duds> This counts as a happy thing
5372Legooolas16:20 20 Mar 09[_Butcher_] MS make good software
5371badsheepy08:10 18 Mar 09< Kuro-neko> I want a new *censored* as well < Kuro-neko> a big soft one
5370Legooolas08:08 6 Mar 09[Kuro-neko] it's delicous and moist here :P
5369Duds05:42 3 Mar 09<+Colin_M> have you got any good looking handy male friends I can marry ?
5368Legooolas17:29 27 Feb 09[+Scorponok] So nobody could possibly have hacked it even if they'd tried
5367Legooolas15:58 27 Feb 09[Mimir] what links buddhism and hinduism?
[Bel] thought it might be hot dogs
5366Legooolas15:28 27 Feb 09[@watashiki] COCK and SHIT are my favouries today
5365Delilah15:25 27 Feb 09<@NoTopic> dreary me
5364dunos08:58 26 Feb 09<+makie> rub me enough so I miss me dentist appointment
5363Delilah06:14 26 Feb 09<@dunos> ok it is small
<@dunos> BUT
<@dunos> i feel full after eating it
<@dunos> because it is goodness
<@dunos> i would say it is worth the discounted price of a quid
<@dunos> but not the three quid normal price
5362Duds06:34 23 Feb 09<+|Kev|> I haven't, because I don't think it's likely I'll win :)
<@NoTopic> You dare tell me what i already know?!?!?!
5361simsea14:30 19 Feb 09<+skutter> there appears to be a spot of bother
<+Zeeb> in your trousers
5360Duds03:35 16 Feb 09< Bagpuss> the boss told me this morning that his wife has left him as a result of him having an affair with the office manager >_<
<+JamesOff> !topic >>>Happy Birthday Snuffel!
5359kevdadrum05:24 12 Feb 09<@dunos> kev: i am enjoying it
<+MattyT> YES YES YES YES YES
5358dunos15:57 6 Feb 09<+Snuffel> mmmm hookerbot 5000
5357Legooolas10:34 6 Feb 09[Zeeb] is breast your preferred option, over thigh or leg?
[dunos] genereally yes
[Zeeb] why?
[Zeeb] i don't understand it
5356Legooolas11:45 28 Jan 09[MattyT] big and hard and firm and full of muscular goodies :D
[Zeeb] I don't remember saying that
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