| # | Added by | When | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5460 | kevdadrum | 10:23 12 Mar 10 | < Matryx> but quote material makes me happy in my pants :C woe. <+azurazu> I'll think of other ways to make you happy. |
| 5459 | Mimir | 03:59 11 Mar 10 | <azurazu> but my oyster covers all of London |
| 5458 | kevdadrum | 06:23 9 Mar 10 | <@NoTopic> http://b.oooom.net/18ft (Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register) <+jms> i had similar driving down the A38 with Astral Projection + sunlight flickering through trees |
| 5457 | kevdadrum | 05:50 9 Mar 10 | <+|Kev|> Well if you were sleeping around for 3 hours, I'm not surprised you're tired :p <+azurazu> well, one, technically <+azurazu> but it was a huge one |
| 5456 | kevdadrum | 08:33 3 Mar 10 | <+azurazu> I couldn't take yet another blow |
| 5455 | kevdadrum | 07:27 1 Mar 10 | < dunos> computer or head? |
| 5453 | makie | 11:20 25 Feb 10 | [skutter] i think ill stick with britishness @[MonicaOff] be careful not to "stick" it in too far |
| 5452 | kevdadrum | 09:40 24 Feb 10 | < Matryx> mine is red |
| 5451 | JamesOff | 08:55 24 Feb 10 | [+ Dudley] azurazu: Excellent. Now to find a way to use my powers for evil! [+ azurazu] my french onion soup's arrived! |
| 5450 | kevdadrum | 04:18 15 Feb 10 | <+jms> i'm really enjoying osx < Matryx> where osx is short for oral sex <+Dudley> I was with him when he plugged it in |
| 5449 | JamesOff | 17:12 14 Feb 10 | [@ NoTopic] Waiter, my soup's got a fucking veggie in it. |
| 5448 | kevdadrum | 04:45 12 Feb 10 | < Matryx_> Kev: get the veggie delight - footlong. ?3.98 |
| 5447 | JamesOff | 18:38 10 Feb 10 | [ Butcher] north korea is very very fucking odd [+ skutter] and full of potassium! |
| 5446 | Legooolas | 08:20 10 Feb 10 | [azurazu] I'd end up leaving fingerprints on the sticky side |
| 5445 | Duds | 10:45 9 Feb 10 | <+makie> the butt nipples scared me |
| 5444 | JamesOff | 09:54 4 Feb 10 | [+ skutter] hmm yeah, v-day approacheth [+ skutter] r, tis a bit nipply |
| 5443 | JamesOff | 12:22 1 Feb 10 | [ Matryx] urgusabic: do you ever eat at del taco? [ Matryx] or makiepants |
| 5442 | JamesOff | 17:24 27 Jan 10 | [@MonicaOff] There's nothing sexier than an operating system. |
| 5441 | JamesOff | 07:57 27 Jan 10 | [ Kuro-neko] I bet it's all gooey and wobbly [ Kuro-neko] mmm |
| 5440 | Duds | 06:44 26 Jan 10 | <+Dudley> openBitch <@NoTopic> climb on top and try again |
| 5439 | Duds | 04:38 26 Jan 10 | < Matryx_> Dudley: my current favourite is cockgoblin < Bagpuss> feel free to use it on me any time |
| 5438 | Duds | 10:04 25 Jan 10 | < azurazu> I like big ones, too < Kuro-neko> me too |
| 5437 | Legooolas | 04:51 25 Jan 10 | [Bagpuss] I use it so little, I can't even find it :P |
| 5435 | Legooolas | 11:08 19 Jan 10 | [Kuro-neko] it's sticky and weird [Dudley] that would also make it taste bad yes |
| 5434 | JamesOff | 17:06 16 Jan 10 | [@ NoTopic] DELETING ALL BOOBS |
| 5433 | Legooolas | 10:08 13 Jan 10 | [makie] Fannies [Matryx] Fornication [makie] Fingers :D |
| 5432 | Duds | 08:43 8 Jan 10 | < watashiki> i'm at a computer all day at work, at the weekend i generally choose not to be <@NoTopic> Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. |
| 5431 | alz | 03:55 8 Jan 10 | <James0ff> i found something to wear while cycling that's twice as warm as a polo shirt <alz> two polo shirts <James0ff> alz: correct :) <Dudley> Have you scientifically proven this? <James0ff> yes <Dudley> well that shut me up |
| 5430 | alz | 03:52 8 Jan 10 | <Dudley> I love that they continue to strand carol outside to do the weather <Dudley> and this point there's just a bunch of random coats on screen with a woman's voice coming out |
| 5428 | JamesOff | 07:20 5 Jan 10 | [+ |Kev|] We've bought a house back in the colonies. [@MonicaOff] You are the weakest link, goodbye. |
| 5427 | JamesOff | 21:03 1 Jan 10 | [@MonicaOff] Ok, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool: it's holiday time! |
| 5426 | Duds | 11:48 22 Dec 09 | <+makie> I think getting 20 inches all at once would be quite difficult to manage >:P <@JamesOff> i'm supposed to get it! |
| 5425 | kevdadrum | 11:45 22 Dec 09 | <+makie> I think getting 20 inches all at once would be quite difficult to manage >:P |
| 5424 | Duds | 11:29 22 Dec 09 | <+makie> hopefully i'll have a lovely new tripod *poke ekat* |
| 5423 | Duds | 04:57 21 Dec 09 | <+|Kev|> Particularly as I'm considering accepting Cath's Mum's offer |
| 5422 | JamesOff | 05:26 16 Dec 09 | [+ Dudley] Also there is very little more fun than setting large birds on fire |
| 5421 | JamesOff | 16:29 15 Dec 09 | [@ NoTopic] brb, sex [@MonicaOff] what am i doing here?! wait, where are my underpants? |
| 5420 | Duds | 04:27 19 Nov 09 | <@dunos> search for a male , 29 years old |
| 5419 | makie | 11:01 18 Nov 09 | Kuro-neko] ah yes [Kuro-neko] lovely lovely [Kuro-neko] but not too long [Kuro-neko] it could give you a stiff neck |
| 5418 | Duds | 11:24 17 Nov 09 | <+makie> its so big! :P |
| 5417 | Mimir | 14:42 14 Nov 09 | <Kuro-neko> it is the LAW <MonicaOff> you're the LAW <Kuro-neko> I know |
| 5416 | Legooolas | 05:25 13 Nov 09 | [JamesOff] stick out of the port <1cm [Dudley] r mine's not much bigger |
| 5415 | Duds | 09:52 6 Nov 09 | * JamesOff < Duds |
| 5414 | Legooolas | 11:02 2 Nov 09 | [Dudley] "Shake it all about" [Snuffel] i liked the taste |
| 5413 | dunos | 11:35 19 Oct 09 | <+makie> I love the bush :D <+makie> I love romping around |
| 5411 | Legooolas | 05:29 15 Oct 09 | [Kuro-neko] good thing it didn't get into mah eye |
| 5410 | Duds | 05:50 13 Oct 09 | < Matryx> going climbing tonight. I'll crank that one out. |
| 5409 | JamesOff | 05:27 13 Oct 09 | [+Legooolas] "whoops we lost all your contacts and don't appear to have a backup!" [@ NoTopic] i'm so happy -_- |
| 5408 | Duds | 05:50 9 Oct 09 | <+bimbltron> it's illegal <+bimbltron> to tamper with her majesty |
| 5407 | Duds | 12:25 29 Sep 09 | < Zeeb> mr popular <@NoTopic> Look, he's simulating sex with the floor. |
| 5406 | JamesOff | 06:44 28 Sep 09 | [+ Snuffel] cookbook photos are rarely of real food anyway [@ NoTopic] That's why I'm the chicken! |
| 5405 | Duds | 11:28 15 Sep 09 | <@JamesOff> do less work < Matryx> I have considered it, I've got a good body shape for it |
| 5404 | kevdadrum | 10:53 7 Sep 09 | < Matryx> but what about all the porn I *do* want to find? <@NoTopic> the chest is a hollow shell filled with an explosive |
| 5403 | badsheepy | 16:31 3 Sep 09 | < Kuro-neko> argh, the last bit *censored* and I had to take it all in my mouth, it hurt and was cold |
| 5402 | Duds | 09:38 3 Sep 09 | <@dunos> nothing says "i don't want to shag you" quite like an adult size romper suit |
| 5400 | JamesOff | 19:02 10 Aug 09 | [@ NoTopic] And then a bear came. [+ Duds] and when the explosion cleared the hill was missing |
| 5399 | Duds | 11:39 6 Aug 09 | <+makie> i shall have them up later tonight ^_^ |
| 5398 | Legooolas | 06:25 3 Aug 09 | [Duds] kinky [Duds] for your cock [Duds] and I'm trying very hard |
| 5397 | Duds | 06:22 3 Aug 09 | <+Legooolas> She has two jugs |
| 5396 | Duds | 06:07 3 Aug 09 | <@dunos> e.g. "press 1 for your cock" "press 2 for a seaserpent with 500 legs, each one of which has a cock for a foot" |
| 5395 | Legooolas | 05:40 3 Aug 09 | [bimbltron] I come round and do that which is required [Bagpuss] I found it to be awful |
| 5394 | bimbltron | 08:13 9 Jul 09 | < Bagpuss> true, but you can't resist an offer like Duds 13:08 < Duds> That really needed an apostrophe |
| 5393 | kevdadrum | 06:04 24 Jun 09 | <@dunos> "you" was not the word i wanted. "toy" was |
| 5392 | kevdadrum | 10:30 19 Jun 09 | <+urgusabic> there seems to be a healthy mix of licking and pouncing |
| 5391 | dunos | 09:05 18 Jun 09 | <Matryx> if my hands don't reach I use an unopened pen <Kuro-neko> it's kinda disgusting but very useful |
| 5390 | JamesOff | 05:33 17 Jun 09 | [ Matryx] pacifism - rub yourself all around the edge, twice [+ |Kev|] That was fun :) |
| 5389 | JamesOff | 05:51 2 Jun 09 | [+badsheepy] i bought 1.5tb external drive with 32mb cache for £99 delivered yesterday, not a deal, but i was shocked [+ Duds] what's the brand of that? [+badsheepy] utterly demented |
| 5388 | Duds | 06:41 1 Jun 09 | <+badsheepy> its bimbltrons birthday!:d <+badsheepy> atm we have large posters up around bristol, and i assume the rest of england |
| 5387 | kevdadrum | 06:27 22 May 09 | < Matryx> high speed cornering on a pink wedge. I can't wait. |
| 5386 | Scorponok | 17:50 19 May 09 | * JamesOff sets his stalker compatibility with Kuro-neko to IN THE BUSHES |
| 5385 | badsheepy | 13:35 15 May 09 | <+skutter> he/she did not want to find the exit(s) available |
| 5384 | kevdadrum | 05:50 7 May 09 | < Kuro-neko> they're new so not all the holes are that useable yet |
| 5383 | kevdadrum | 04:16 7 May 09 | <@dunos> i had a crayon/nose incident |
| 5382 | Duds | 11:01 2 May 09 | <+Colin_M> I just close my eyes and blow |
| 5381 | JamesOff | 12:30 29 Apr 09 | * Jorg puts a for sale sign on Scorponok * NoTopic gets out a board game in lieu of col |
| 5380 | kevdadrum | 09:58 27 Apr 09 | <+MattyT> I don't appear to have business intelligence <+MattyT> oh wait. just no intelligence |
| 5379 | JamesOff | 05:27 24 Apr 09 | [@MonicaOff] mine is flapping pointlessly somewhere round my ankles [@ dunos] i want a black one |
| 5378 | alz | 12:28 20 Apr 09 | <Jorg> he's already into kinky sex <Jorg> constantly golden showering his mum :( |
| 5377 | JamesOff | 10:44 17 Apr 09 | [+ skutter] you sarcastic motherfucker :) [+ Duds] I might be :x [+ skutter] prove it |
| 5376 | kevdadrum | 04:57 2 Apr 09 | <@dunos> i am playing with a little red man |
| 5375 | kevdadrum | 15:15 1 Apr 09 | < Kuro-neko> hmpf I forgot to buy sunscreen today < Kuro-neko> like cherry cola |
| 5374 | badsheepy | 07:00 26 Mar 09 | < Kuro-neko> "excuse me I need to go dry my penis" <@dunos> there isn't enough space |
| 5373 | mshg | 06:22 26 Mar 09 | <Bagpuss> perhaps he had a taste of some top quality minge <Duds> This counts as a happy thing |
| 5372 | Legooolas | 16:20 20 Mar 09 | [_Butcher_] MS make good software |
| 5371 | badsheepy | 08:10 18 Mar 09 | < Kuro-neko> I want a new *censored* as well < Kuro-neko> a big soft one |
| 5370 | Legooolas | 08:08 6 Mar 09 | [Kuro-neko] it's delicous and moist here :P |
| 5369 | Duds | 05:42 3 Mar 09 | <+Colin_M> have you got any good looking handy male friends I can marry ? |
| 5368 | Legooolas | 17:29 27 Feb 09 | [+Scorponok] So nobody could possibly have hacked it even if they'd tried |
| 5367 | Legooolas | 15:58 27 Feb 09 | [Mimir] what links buddhism and hinduism? [Bel] thought it might be hot dogs |
| 5366 | Legooolas | 15:28 27 Feb 09 | [@watashiki] COCK and SHIT are my favouries today |
| 5365 | Delilah | 15:25 27 Feb 09 | <@NoTopic> dreary me |
| 5364 | dunos | 08:58 26 Feb 09 | <+makie> rub me enough so I miss me dentist appointment |
| 5363 | Delilah | 06:14 26 Feb 09 | <@dunos> ok it is small <@dunos> BUT <@dunos> i feel full after eating it <@dunos> because it is goodness <@dunos> i would say it is worth the discounted price of a quid <@dunos> but not the three quid normal price |
| 5362 | Duds | 06:34 23 Feb 09 | <+|Kev|> I haven't, because I don't think it's likely I'll win :) <@NoTopic> You dare tell me what i already know?!?!?! |
| 5361 | simsea | 14:30 19 Feb 09 | <+skutter> there appears to be a spot of bother <+Zeeb> in your trousers |
| 5360 | Duds | 03:35 16 Feb 09 | < Bagpuss> the boss told me this morning that his wife has left him as a result of him having an affair with the office manager >_< <+JamesOff> !topic >>>Happy Birthday Snuffel! |
| 5359 | kevdadrum | 05:24 12 Feb 09 | <@dunos> kev: i am enjoying it <+MattyT> YES YES YES YES YES |
| 5358 | dunos | 15:57 6 Feb 09 | <+Snuffel> mmmm hookerbot 5000 |
| 5357 | Legooolas | 10:34 6 Feb 09 | [Zeeb] is breast your preferred option, over thigh or leg? [dunos] genereally yes [Zeeb] why? [Zeeb] i don't understand it |
| 5356 | Legooolas | 11:45 28 Jan 09 | [MattyT] big and hard and firm and full of muscular goodies :D [Zeeb] I don't remember saying that |
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