| # | Added by | When | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5393 | kevdadrum | 06:04 24 Jun 09 | <@dunos> "you" was not the word i wanted. "toy" was |
| 5392 | kevdadrum | 10:30 19 Jun 09 | <+urgusabic> there seems to be a healthy mix of licking and pouncing |
| 5391 | dunos | 09:05 18 Jun 09 | <Matryx> if my hands don't reach I use an unopened pen <Kuro-neko> it's kinda disgusting but very useful |
| 5390 | JamesOff | 05:33 17 Jun 09 | [ Matryx] pacifism - rub yourself all around the edge, twice [+ |Kev|] That was fun :) |
| 5389 | JamesOff | 05:51 2 Jun 09 | [+badsheepy] i bought 1.5tb external drive with 32mb cache for £99 delivered yesterday, not a deal, but i was shocked [+ Duds] what's the brand of that? [+badsheepy] utterly demented |
| 5388 | Duds | 06:41 1 Jun 09 | <+badsheepy> its bimbltrons birthday!:d <+badsheepy> atm we have large posters up around bristol, and i assume the rest of england |
| 5387 | kevdadrum | 06:27 22 May 09 | < Matryx> high speed cornering on a pink wedge. I can't wait. |
| 5386 | Scorponok | 17:50 19 May 09 | * JamesOff sets his stalker compatibility with Kuro-neko to IN THE BUSHES |
| 5385 | badsheepy | 13:35 15 May 09 | <+skutter> he/she did not want to find the exit(s) available |
| 5384 | kevdadrum | 05:50 7 May 09 | < Kuro-neko> they're new so not all the holes are that useable yet |
| 5383 | kevdadrum | 04:16 7 May 09 | <@dunos> i had a crayon/nose incident |
| 5382 | Duds | 11:01 2 May 09 | <+Colin_M> I just close my eyes and blow |
| 5381 | JamesOff | 12:30 29 Apr 09 | * Jorg puts a for sale sign on Scorponok * NoTopic gets out a board game in lieu of col |
| 5380 | kevdadrum | 09:58 27 Apr 09 | <+MattyT> I don't appear to have business intelligence <+MattyT> oh wait. just no intelligence |
| 5379 | JamesOff | 05:27 24 Apr 09 | [@MonicaOff] mine is flapping pointlessly somewhere round my ankles [@ dunos] i want a black one |
| 5378 | alz | 12:28 20 Apr 09 | <Jorg> he's already into kinky sex <Jorg> constantly golden showering his mum :( |
| 5377 | JamesOff | 10:44 17 Apr 09 | [+ skutter] you sarcastic motherfucker :) [+ Duds] I might be :x [+ skutter] prove it |
| 5376 | kevdadrum | 04:57 2 Apr 09 | <@dunos> i am playing with a little red man |
| 5375 | kevdadrum | 15:15 1 Apr 09 | < Kuro-neko> hmpf I forgot to buy sunscreen today < Kuro-neko> like cherry cola |
| 5374 | badsheepy | 07:00 26 Mar 09 | < Kuro-neko> "excuse me I need to go dry my penis" <@dunos> there isn't enough space |
| 5373 | mshg | 06:22 26 Mar 09 | <Bagpuss> perhaps he had a taste of some top quality minge <Duds> This counts as a happy thing |
| 5372 | Legooolas | 16:20 20 Mar 09 | [_Butcher_] MS make good software |
| 5371 | badsheepy | 08:10 18 Mar 09 | < Kuro-neko> I want a new *censored* as well < Kuro-neko> a big soft one |
| 5370 | Legooolas | 08:08 6 Mar 09 | [Kuro-neko] it's delicous and moist here :P |
| 5369 | Duds | 05:42 3 Mar 09 | <+Colin_M> have you got any good looking handy male friends I can marry ? |
| 5368 | Legooolas | 17:29 27 Feb 09 | [+Scorponok] So nobody could possibly have hacked it even if they'd tried |
| 5367 | Legooolas | 15:58 27 Feb 09 | [Mimir] what links buddhism and hinduism? [Bel] thought it might be hot dogs |
| 5366 | Legooolas | 15:28 27 Feb 09 | [@watashiki] COCK and SHIT are my favouries today |
| 5365 | Delilah | 15:25 27 Feb 09 | <@NoTopic> dreary me |
| 5364 | dunos | 08:58 26 Feb 09 | <+makie> rub me enough so I miss me dentist appointment |
| 5363 | Delilah | 06:14 26 Feb 09 | <@dunos> ok it is small <@dunos> BUT <@dunos> i feel full after eating it <@dunos> because it is goodness <@dunos> i would say it is worth the discounted price of a quid <@dunos> but not the three quid normal price |
| 5362 | Duds | 06:34 23 Feb 09 | <+|Kev|> I haven't, because I don't think it's likely I'll win :) <@NoTopic> You dare tell me what i already know?!?!?! |
| 5361 | simsea | 14:30 19 Feb 09 | <+skutter> there appears to be a spot of bother <+Zeeb> in your trousers |
| 5360 | Duds | 03:35 16 Feb 09 | < Bagpuss> the boss told me this morning that his wife has left him as a result of him having an affair with the office manager >_< <+JamesOff> !topic >>>Happy Birthday Snuffel! |
| 5359 | kevdadrum | 05:24 12 Feb 09 | <@dunos> kev: i am enjoying it <+MattyT> YES YES YES YES YES |
| 5358 | dunos | 15:57 6 Feb 09 | <+Snuffel> mmmm hookerbot 5000 |
| 5357 | Legooolas | 10:34 6 Feb 09 | [Zeeb] is breast your preferred option, over thigh or leg? [dunos] genereally yes [Zeeb] why? [Zeeb] i don't understand it |
| 5356 | Legooolas | 11:45 28 Jan 09 | [MattyT] big and hard and firm and full of muscular goodies :D [Zeeb] I don't remember saying that |
| 5355 | Duds | 04:51 25 Jan 09 | <+axle> another night of heavy rainfal <@MonicaOff> shouldn't be a problem unless you keep re-using the same tissue |
| 5354 | Duds | 15:39 24 Jan 09 | <+Colin_M> You just need to find someone who loves the manboobs. <+|Kev|> There, I made it! |
| 5353 | JamesOff | 06:32 22 Jan 09 | [+ Duds] Bagpuss: Was it a "Becky's fist" sized hole? [+ Bagpuss] I remember squeezing about five people in the back or something |
| 5352 | JamesOff | 11:51 20 Jan 09 | [@watashiki] with snowboobs in it [+ makie] win on all fronts |
| 5351 | mattyt | 12:24 15 Jan 09 | <+makie> I could give you a run on the fluff'o'meter :D| <+badsheepy> *waits* |
| 5349 | JamesOff | 05:57 12 Jan 09 | [+badsheepy] amazon review: I made strawberry ice cream with strawberries, a carton of low fat strawberry yogurt, some double cream and sugar. [@ NoTopic] nom nom nom |
| 5348 | JamesOff | 10:49 5 Jan 09 | [+badsheepy] who's the daddy now [@ dunos] makie! |
| 5347 | Jorg | 15:14 3 Jan 09 | <+Jorg> Kuro-neko: is Mimir doing weird sex things with you? <@dunos> you can get a cream for that |
| 5346 | mshg | 16:08 2 Jan 09 | <@watashiki> TIME FOR SOME HOT MEAT ACTION <+Manic> I find it oddly addictive |
| 5344 | Duds | 16:02 22 Dec 08 | * Duds munches Tandori childen |
| 5343 | Legooolas | 09:45 19 Dec 08 | [dunos] Legooolas: i have a fur lined mankini |
| 5342 | Jorg | 15:55 17 Dec 08 | <+Mimir> i don't see what's so fun about my head on some random playmate's nipples |
| 5341 | badsheepy | 16:50 16 Dec 08 | < Kuro-neko> but I need it cut so I can have my parting thingy on the side |
| 5340 | Duds | 10:54 15 Dec 08 | <+Jorg> dunos: ty for your card!!! <3 <@NoTopic> only thrownig it into the sun will destroy it |
| 5339 | makie | 11:48 11 Dec 08 | [Jorg] NoTopic: do you have a worm bush? [badsheepy] he has a warm bush [MonicaOff] Me too, I snorted salt! |
| 5338 | JamesOff | 12:06 9 Dec 08 | [+ Duds] Hobophone [+ Duds] Like a normal phone but more actually a piece of card with numbers drawn on it [+ Scorponok] WILL DIAL FOR FOOD |
| 5337 | kevdadrum | 17:11 8 Dec 08 | <+Colin_M> Now i can more efficiently play with myself. |
| 5336 | Duds | 11:30 5 Dec 08 | < Jorg> i wrote a song about makie <@MonicaOff> and then my ear split into component atoms |
| 5335 | JamesOff | 05:11 4 Dec 08 | [+ Duds] lunch [@ NoTopic] i can't swallow that! [@ MonicaOff] well then good news! it's a suppository. |
| 5332 | kevdadrum | 14:52 19 Nov 08 | <@dunos> too much bum sex <+Colin_M> Ass-blastingly strong <+|Gandalf> Dan : chance would be a fine thing. |
| 5331 | mshg | 18:15 5 Nov 08 | <+|Gandalf|> fucking I can deal with <+|Gandalf|> that ends rather quickly. |
| 5330 | Duds | 09:35 4 Nov 08 | <@NoTopic> [3956] <+Greeneyez> simsea: the penis goes into the vagina... <+|Kev|> sometimes while swiping at the ball |
| 5329 | makie | 10:59 23 Oct 08 | [dunos] ooh @[dunos] monday is payday [MonicaOff] My groin goes sideways. |
| 5328 | alz | 08:41 13 Oct 08 | <+Snuffel> I had a dream about my nipples <+Snuffel> i was breastfeeding a cat <+Snuffel> it wasn't very pleasant |
| 5327 | kevdadrum | 10:47 10 Oct 08 | <@watashiki> death by eating out :P |
| 5326 | dunos | 07:59 28 Sep 08 | <+enid> Matt Bennett-Blacklock didn't have much luck last night. |
| 5325 | JamesOff | 06:01 26 Sep 08 | [ Matryx] Kev: yeah, I have ginormous pockets so I could lose it very easily |
| 5324 | alz | 05:55 23 Sep 08 | <Duds> "A leading urogynaecologist has spoken out against the growing popularity of cosmetic vaginal surgery." <enid> you are already a prime example of a twat |
| 5323 | Bel | 11:44 22 Sep 08 | [+JamesOff] yours is probably > mine then |
| 5322 | badsheepy | 09:43 20 Sep 08 | <+Colin_M> disable cockblock |
| 5321 | Bel | 14:36 18 Sep 08 | * Duds has chili with mexican chedder :D [+makie] arse cheese |
| 5320 | Duds | 05:57 17 Sep 08 | <+Bagpuss> I have no idea how hard that is actually |
| 5319 | Duds | 19:14 16 Sep 08 | <<+Manic> Yes, I'm quite the Dolly fan |
| 5318 | TurboDttl | 13:02 16 Sep 08 | (+Bel) new house tonight \o/ (+AD) Bel: congrats, heh (+Bel) hehe, I mean, House MD (+Bel) not a new house ;) |
| 5317 | JamesOff | 10:57 15 Sep 08 | [+ Bagpuss] 5.25" is best. |
| 5316 | badsheepy | 11:00 9 Sep 08 | * urgusabic packs the gimp mask |
| 5315 | makie | 11:16 8 Sep 08 | [|Kev|] AD: YAYYYY, I BE GETTING MARRIED. SQUEEEE. [MonicaOff] Well i fully intend to be an utter burden and piss myself. [JamesOff] didn't know you were invited mon |
| 5314 | TurboDttl | 10:47 4 Sep 08 | (Mimir) hmmm, my gimp is non-responsive, do not likes |
| 5313 | Duds | 11:42 29 Aug 08 | <+badsheepy> my friend has started going out with a 17 year old <+badsheepy> my friend has started going out with a 17 year old <+TurboDttL> all i see is children |
| 5312 | JamesOff | 11:21 28 Aug 08 | [+ skutter] i coat mine in warm milk and mash it up into a kind of porridge type substance |
| 5310 | JamesOff | 09:19 21 Aug 08 | [@ TriviaCow] Time's up! Nobody got it right. The answer was LIBYA [@ NoTopic] I can't swallow that! |
| 5309 | Bel | 12:51 18 Aug 08 | * dunos yoinks off |
| 5308 | badsheepy | 11:43 18 Aug 08 | <+enid> i can do about 3<censored> sometimes |
| 5307 | makie | 12:50 14 Aug 08 | [Bel] "It looks like you are writing a letter.... IN MY PANTS" [NoTopic] this reminds me of my wedding night |
| 5306 | Duds | 16:47 12 Aug 08 | <+alz> bigger is always better |
| 5305 | bimbltron | 05:38 12 Aug 08 | <+|Kev|> and it's not all that big |
| 5303 | Duds | 15:03 11 Aug 08 | <+JamesOff> ACQUIRED ITEM: Warrior Trousers |
| 5302 | JamesOff | 10:51 11 Aug 08 | [+ Scorponok] It happened just before I woke up |
| 5301 | Duds | 13:46 10 Aug 08 | < Kuro-neko> but it's soooo hard |
| 5300 | JamesOff | 13:17 6 Aug 08 | * MonicaOff downloads some porn for rach [+ badsheepy] does it need to be that horrific? even im scared of hoovers :o |
| 5299 | Duds | 11:50 6 Aug 08 | < axle> or you don't find out till the following day when you have that moist squelchy feeling < axle> I re-read it and thought it needed finishing off |
| 5298 | JamesOff | 09:44 6 Aug 08 | [+ |Kev|] I think I'd rather the 20" |
| 5297 | kevdadrum | 09:43 6 Aug 08 | < JamesOff> ad just keeps blowing the truck driver |
| 5296 | kevdadrum | 11:21 4 Aug 08 | <+Duds> well, an entire cuntflap must be pretty rare <+Duds> but you have to get the odd fuck < enid> those ones come up and you go "why did someone even bother with that? |
| 5295 | kevdadrum | 11:19 4 Aug 08 | <+Duds> Enid - yes but not shown on TV I suspect |
| 5294 | bimbltron | 10:51 4 Aug 08 | <+Duds> In 26 years I suspect everything's come up once |
| 5293 | Duds | 16:24 3 Aug 08 | <+badsheepy> unless he fondled your bum <+badsheepy> i get this a lot :( |
| 5292 | JamesOff | 06:13 30 Jul 08 | [+ Scorponok] I found becky_nekkid_pictures.zip there last week [@ dunos] it is on crackz.am [+ Scorponok] not the new version <: |
| 5291 | mshg | 04:48 30 Jul 08 | <bimbltron> my face is a solo activity? <bimbltron> not if you SIT ON IT, BABY |
| 5290 | bimbltron | 05:51 28 Jul 08 | <@dunos> only 3 of us can touch it |
| 5289 | makie | 11:37 25 Jul 08 | [bimbltron] shit [bimbltron] i'm crashing [MonicaOff] YOU'RE crashing? feel these nipples! |
| 5288 | Duds | 06:46 25 Jul 08 | <@dunos> there isn't enough money in gay on gay porn |
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